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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible
really? because I didn’t feel
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when people start getting close to your friends
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